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An Anglican priest and a Methodist minister were flying back from an ecumenical conference.
“Would you like a drink, sir?” the flight-attendant asked the Anglican. “Yes, thanks. I’ll have a scotch on the rocks.”

“Would you like a drink sir?” she asked the Methodist.
“Madam, I’d rather commit adultery than drink your liquor!”

“Wait a minute,” says the Anglican. “I didn’t know that was the choice!”