Saturday, September 20, 2008

From the Pew Leaflet

Explosive Advice

A tough old cowboy counselled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun-powder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103, when he died.

He left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren and a deep hole in the ground where the crematorium used to be.

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