God’s Spy

The pastor was concerned about
Samuel. He hardly came to church
anymore. On one of Samuel’s rare appearances, the pastor pulled Samuel aside and said, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”

“I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”

“Then how come I don’t see you except at Christmas?”

Samuel looked in all directions to be sure he was not overheard. Then he whispered, “I’m in the secret service.”